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SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME [Jan. 26th, 2007|02:26 pm]
a special boy
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I WENT TO GET A GLASS OF DR PEPPER FROM THE KITCHEN AND IT WAS ALL SHAKEN UP, WHO WOULD DO THAT

Corroplast: your roommate
Corroplast: this is part of why i don't drink that stuff
asterphage: he isn't even home!
asterphage: if he WAS in the living room with his laptop watching some old movie on tv like every other day, i'd be like YOU BASTARD
Corroplast: perhaps it was YOU
asterphage: not that he'd do it anywa-
asterphage: o_o
asterphage: perhaps.

coming up next time: more AIM quotes.
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[User Picture]From: ahvia
2007-01-26 09:46 pm (UTC)
ghosts
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[User Picture]From: asterphage
2007-01-27 05:06 am (UTC)
oh that's right i forgot there are ghosts
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[User Picture]From: erinfinnegan
2007-01-27 12:06 am (UTC)
Months of silence on your journal... now this.

Brilliant!!
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[User Picture]From: asterphage
2007-01-27 05:09 am (UTC)
Aw, it's never been months.
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[User Picture]From: thelastsong
2007-01-27 12:43 am (UTC)
THAT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING EVER. Dr. Pepper... T_T
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[User Picture]From: asterphage
2007-01-27 05:10 am (UTC)
HOW COULD YOU DR PEPPER! BUT YOU SWORE AN OATH TO DO NO HARM
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[User Picture]From: codename_pillow
2007-01-28 06:21 am (UTC)
It was Mr. Pibb. He dropped out of law school too early and went into the pop business, and was always jealous of the doctor's achievements.
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