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where is the plus-size preteen girls department, i need a hello kitty shirt to fit an adult male [Dec. 1st, 2006|07:36 am]
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So I totally want this Hello Kitty sweatshirt, but apparantly America is not obese enough yet for me to wear it.



The photo is from last week's Friday sale ads. I tried on the largest size they had, but it was just too short at the waist and arms.
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[User Picture]From: [info]tgies
2006-12-01 07:55 am (UTC)

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that doesn't stop the Kawaii Anime Club slobs I see at the college every day from wearing shirts designed for Japanese schoolchildren
[User Picture]From: [info]asterphage
2006-12-01 10:01 pm (UTC)

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Clearly what we need is a "BEING THIS FAT AND STUPID IS EXHAUSTING" shirt.
[User Picture]From: [info]kanna
2006-12-01 05:25 pm (UTC)

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I really hope you someday succeed in your quest to get this sweatshirt, because I think it's perfect
[User Picture]From: [info]asterphage
2006-12-01 10:11 pm (UTC)

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it's perfect


I AM so cute it's unduly burdensome, aren't I?
[User Picture]From: [info]thelastsong
2006-12-02 03:08 am (UTC)

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Maybe if you buy it, cut out the part you want, and stitch it really awkwardly to a sweatshirt that fits you?
[User Picture]From: [info]fluffpot
2006-12-03 07:43 pm (UTC)

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You should just staple it to your chest.